Here at The Orphanage we take turns taking on various roles. These include, but are not limited to, things like Parent/ Child, Caregiver/ Patient, Mudder/ Fadder, Sugar Mama/ Sexy Housewife - you know, the usuals.
For example, when Ryan comes home from school he is our son:
"Who is at the door? Oh! Our son is home! How was your day, son?" And so on.
When it is thursday night, Ryan is Dad:
"Is it Thursday?"
"It is."
"It is garbage day."
"It is."
"...Did Dad already take it out?"
"He did."
"God, I love Dad."
"Me, too. Meeee, too." And so on.
Recently I guess Jess felt we needed to spice things up, try something new. Or perhaps she just felt we needed to flex our acting muscles in any way possibly. Either way, I wasn't about to kick it out of bed. CLEVER!
This is what happened.
See, I thought my breakfast request would be immediately lol'd at.* But to my great surprise and delight, JB instead took this opportunity to play maid to my Juliet. BEST MORNING EVERRR. I chose a wonderful Baroque Compilation from youtube that we replayed as we enjoyed our candlelit romance.
CHECK IT:
NOTHING MAKES BREAKFAST WITH YOUR MAID SEXIER THAN ROSE PETALS.
FROM A ROSE YOUR MOM GAVE YOU. FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. YEAAA.
LOVE, The Jessicas.
*A note on loling: Guys, it's really fun to lol. We do a lot of loling - as you will see. Do not be afraid of the lol. If there is one thing I have learned from life as The Jessicas, it's that 'lol' is an incredibly dynamic new part of our vernacular. Noun, verb, sound effect, substitute - three simple letters that can be expanded and changed to easily accommodate whatever level of excitement you may be trying to express. Lololol. Or, if actually laughing out loud seems like too much effort in an actual real life conversation, try just saying 'lol'. Pronounced: lawl. Or, whenever possibly, substitute the word 'loling' where ever you might use the word 'laughing'. It's so much easier to spell and it just rolls off the tongue! LOL.
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